vacation's over... eight weeks of school left

so yeah... I wasted my vacation biking and shooting hoops. ~15 miles a day on the bike, about an hour at the free-throw line. I was too lazy to call my friends, except for Monday when the girl up the street and her demonic little accomplice badgered me while we played basketball in my driveway. ( you know what I'm talking about Wendell.) So, mine was kinda uneventful. Oh, and... Chocolate Fudge Brownie is THE best ice cream ever. Hands down. NO CONTEST.

Jen is bored and has no clue what is going on in english class. Jen is talking in like third person. Jen has a book she is reading and will finish it by tonight..... ohhhhh hahaha Jen had a good vacation hanging out at her uncles in florida. Jen is done talking because she says you are boring.....

Wendell, well wendell is in pain ight now, I just slamed my knee into the table leg, it hurts badddd. I worked over the vacation, so fun, lol, then I had one of my friends over to my house. Ya I havwe to work now, lol bye.

Ya, I'm done.

Live From 2nd period English, It's Teh Pwner Bloggers!

Once again, we're coming to you from English. Jen is out today (she's on a plane to Florida-luckies!), but me and Wendell are still here to talk about random crazy crap. ok. er... essays. Yeah, we can talk about that. Okay, well, we just finished writing persuasive essays for like the eighth time in three years. I'm about sick of them now. My latest one was on MySpace; I find that it's generally rather unsafe and unnecessary... I've never had a page there, and don't plan on it. I personally stick to YouTube. Therefore, YT >MySpace. To Wendell I guess...

"Wow tristan's rifght, but anyways, i was making a huge paper airplane, like, huge! We are watching a movie, "Finding Forrester", I don't know what it is about, but I'm not watching it now, because im typing, lol, ya, er..., ya, today the computer's are doing good, the internet and stuff, i just notices that im typing faster then normal.I am very tired, and I AM NOW APPERANTLY TYPING IN CAPS, EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T TURN THEN ON, SO I DON'T KNOW. Ya, Tristan is reading a book, "Hotel New Hampshire, by John Irving. Ya, I'm going to give the computer unit.exe back to Tristan"

There's some weird shit going on in this book I'm reading. Gang-rapes and mud-fucking and lion-hunts, oh my. That's basically what it's been about so far. yeah... so I'll see what happens, hopefully finish it in a few days...

Oh, and in other news, IT'S APRIL VACATION TOMORROW!!! EFFIN'-A YES!!!

stuff from Jen... and Wendell... and me...

hi! damn class is boring. Wendell is whispering bout something and giving me weird looks. He is really weird. :) I am taking over Tristan's blog!!!!! hyper/sleepy. btw jonas brothers, jesse mccartney, zac efron, miley cyrus, all suck. like ewwwww. a bunch of girls went to a jonas brothers concert and thought they were so cool. (see 2nd post of this blog.) hahaha. stupid girls don't know what real music is. I've been to a cooler concert my chemical romance. Tristan says they suck. I disagree..... maybe I'll burn him a cd of some of their stuff. (no Tristan I will not burn you in hell or whatever you said) wow this is very long. I wonder how many people actually read this stuff....
gtg I shall take over Tristans blog again another time
;)
~jen

Only two or three people actually know about this. But oh well. ~Tristan


Now im high jacking this blog, well anyways, i don't lissten to any of the music that Jen and Tristan are listing to, i like country and Classic rock. Skynard!!!! FREEBIRDDDD!!!!!! But anys, jen is stealling tristans pen and griffiting his hand! Jens hands are SOOOOO cold, Jen is "iching to get to her e-mail, and her head hurt. I am random, and jen is a dork, ya im signing off, bye.~Wendell



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More Time-Wasting

Once again doing nothing in English class. This is what you get for two days of subs while your regular nutball is out for jury duty (yay.) Jen is ready to throw her computer out the window; I would too, these things are such pieces of shit. (jen says they are slow....very slow) -that was her. They're HP/Compaq 6710b laptops. And they are, to quote Wendell, slower than death.

Sez Wendell: "They are slower than death, to make them faster, one could threaten to take out its hard drive and stab it repeatability. "

Jen: "stupidstupidstupid..... so slow it took like ten minutes to log on... honestly how do they expect us to work on these things. my computer is faster and I lose the internet all the time."

To summarize: our school computers suck. Huge. Balls. Thank you.

Blogging in School Once Again

I'm posting this from English class again. Jen says all mainstream country should die. Wendell's doinkin' around on Paint drawing a Southern Pacific cab-forward articulated steam engine. Check out his site here. I'm bored. So I'll tell you something funny. Go into YouTube and search "hilarious muppet bloopers" and go to the first one that comes up. It's fucking hilarious. Not kidding.

Anyway, I'm done. So peace.

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